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20

Apr

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

ephemerayla:

monsters-inked:

THESE ARE SO COOL! LOOK AT DRACO ASDFGHKJJL’AS

CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7

BECAUSE I MEAN

Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT

(Source: toni-starkening)

(Source: teacoffeebooks)

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

I can’t control myself because I don’t know how,
And they love me for it honestly, I’ll be here for a while.

(Source: releasethedoves)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm)

(Source: alxbngala)

ttlynotagastya:

new game: use a 15 second clip to describe your collective taste in music

and by game i mean torture device

the-treble:

hey hey you you, i don’t like your girlfriend

no way no way, i think you need a new one

hey hey you you, i don’t actually want to date you either

she just happens to be a shitty person and i’m concerned about your mental and emotional well being.

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face